Oh, Lord. I've begun. Should I bother finishing?

Follows in the style of the All-Slash FOTR. Objective: to look at the entire movie through slash-colored goggles, no matter how painful or how ridiculous such a concept may be. Probably not suitable for children.

( The Two Towers, extended edition, All Slash, All the Time, part 1 of __? )

I heard Billy Joel's "My Life" today, and was inspired to write this. It was thrown together in about half an hour, so please excuse the lameness. Now, when you hum this to yourself, try not to picture Frodo and Sam living together as cross-dressing roommates ( Read more... )

Sure, we all snicker when movie-Saruman says "You will taste man-flesh!", or when movie-Aragorn says "You said you would bind yourself to me." But PJ, Fran, and Philippa weren't the only ones to write pervy-sounding lines. No; as teasel has been noticing lately when perusing LOTR, Tolkien himself wrote lots of lines that sound naughty when you take ( Read more... )

Taking an idea jedmiller and I tossed around, and running with it, murnkay comes through once again with a scene from 'The Breakfast Club' as done by LOTR characters.

(Caution: makes no sense unless you've seen 'Breakfast Club' a few times. But, then, we all have.)

A favorite excerpt:

Frodo Johnson: I'm a fuckin' idiot because I can't toss a Ring in a Volcano ( Read more... )

Woohoo! We have our screencap silliness back.

figwit36 has mirrored the visual TTT parody here:
http://www.m33.org/figwit/tttcomic
So has cassiovegahttp://molly.siriusly-spacey.net/tt/Read more... )

It has been asked what became of the screencapped version of the Ten-Minute Two Towers, put together by Glenn Masterson and linked by me last week. This icon is but a taste of the glories to be found there ( Read more... )

cassiovega is putting together a tidy page of my LOTR parody materials, a sort of "best-of" of this journal, if you will. The scripts employ cute little "sprites" for each of the characters. Thank you, Katie!

She thinks her site can take the bandwidth load, so do your worst, folks. ;)

( Just for fun. Cut to spare my bandwidth a little. )

wildecate's husband Glenn has done the coolest thing ever:

The Ten-Minute Two Towers, as a comic strip, using screencaps.

It is hilarious and beautiful and I love it hugely. It's like Mad magazine, and that is pretty much a childhood dream come true for me ( Read more... )

karadin recently asked folks on her LJ: which hobbitslash cliches bug you most? It's an amusing thread, but, I think, too limited for this particular readership. So I've taken the idea further, all the way into a...

'Lord of the Rings' fanfiction drinking game...and I welcome additions to this list, which is, after all, merely a work in progress ( Read more... )